Monthly Archives: October 2006
Road rage
I write this while sitting in traffic. Bad traffic. I can only assume someone is dead and the corpse is in the road and noone gives a shit enough to drag it to the gutter where it belongs, so everyone … Continue reading
Do I scare you?
Apparently I frighten people. I don’t mean to, really… I’m just a scary guy, you know? I do have a tendency to forget to focus on things when I’m thinking, so sometimes people get the impression that I’m looking through … Continue reading
What to drink?
I haven’t updated in a good while, so I decided to do a little expos on the various things I like to drink. Some of these things might be a bit sophisticated for your tastes, so I recommend saving them … Continue reading
Ultrasleep!
I took a nap outside on the deck. The vultures picked my skull clean.
Dreams of flight
Last night I dreamt that I could sorta hover a little off the ground. It was purely accidental, I was just doing the fake hover thing where you stand on the toes of one foot while keeping the other right … Continue reading
40oz to freedom
I’ve always had talents of the beer drinking variety… This is a video circa 2002 with me showing off. I’m much better at drinking now than I was way back then… This video makes me look pathetic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS1gcH3Ni18
Fireball!
More antics from the land of drunken nights… This time, our hero blows fire out his ass mouth. Everclear FTW! Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FMv5xLxFLM
The raging wind below the eclipse
When she died, we had a funeral. The wind raged. Clouds covered the sky, but the light prevailed. No rain, no storm. I ask her why she makes the wind blow so strong. In response, the clouds part above me … Continue reading